September is a twelve-year-old girl, Somewhat Grown and Somewhat Heartless, and she longs for adventure. So when a Green Wind and a Leopard of Little Breezes invite her to Fairyland - well, of course, she accepts (mightn't you?).
Let Carla Valentine, mortician and curator - the mistress of death and high queen of the specimen jar - tell the truth about, in her words: 'exactly what happens when the mortuary doors swing shut or the lid of the coffin closes.'
Emma's life has always been a struggle, and now she's been accepted at a prestigious music school, she is determined to excel. But when the chic twins, Sophie and Matilde, come crashing into her life they demand Emma's full attention. Then shy Matilde commits suicide. Now odd things are happening to Emma.
Someone Else's House is an unputdownable psychological thriller that you will read in a breathless gulp, perfect for fans of The Couple Next Door, The Girlfriend and The Last Mrs Parrish.
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At one level an escapist fantasy, at another a parable about the liberation of the spirit, this delicious confection will work its magic on all.' 'The Daily Telegraph
In these stories, the author renders the bizarre normal and the absurd hilarious, from the eerily "real", almost holographic evocations of historical figures, to overtelevised game-show hosts and late-night comedians. In the title story, punk nihilism meets Young Republicanism.