Superbly funny and fast-moving novel full of adventure, hilarity and heroism, The Ministry of SUITs tells the story of a secret ministry hidden away in the far reaches of a museum. It deals with the strange, unusual and impossible things in the world: ancient monsters, wild animals, pirates and much more, and it needs the help of 12-year-old Jack.
Pony-mad Lucy has always been jealous of Aidan because his parents own the stables where she keeps her pony. When they start secondary school together he gets bullied for being the only boy interested in ponies. Lucy tries to help Aidan, but he doesn't want anyone fighting his battles.
Imagine a world as fantastic as Lewis Carroll's Wonderland, and characters curiouser than Alice. Imagine a place where three castles burn and no one is seen on the streets after curfew. Imagine three queens, warring pigeons and seagulls, and a shape-changing woman by the name of Molly Red. Come through the Wormwood Gate, and see it for yourself.